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meaning you are good looking, if someone calls themselves a “patato” they are saying that THEY look stunning
dude i look like such a patato
patato by kingswerd July 16, 2023

patato sex 

When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)
"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"
patato sex by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017

Patato scollop 

the act of eating a patato, covered in batter and flatterned out.
Patato scollop by Jayyden June 9, 2009

Patato Mike 

A confident young student at Alton college
James: Hey Patato Mike

Mike: hey James

James: Lovin the skinny jeans and ugg boots

Mike: Y thank you james
Patato Mike by Canadian_Koala January 28, 2010

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries 

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

Couch Patato 

A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day