Parktarded

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

by trudaddy January 5, 2015

Park Tard

A person who listens to Linkin Park

Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .

by Nvrmind January 23, 2010

Porktard

The affliction related to not being able to digest pork properly.

Man, Lisa's been in the John all day. She probaby shouldn't have eaten those pigs in a blanket. I think she's a porktard.

by cdettwei November 29, 2009

Parktarded

Never remembering where one parked their car

the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car

by BGr54 January 26, 2010