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A suburb of Chicago that is filled with gay krews such as the gayest of them all which is called "Kill Krew". Kill Krew has been causing havoc about the burbs of Chicago. Many things done by them include: slapping a girl, stealing a pack of gum, and running the underground dealing of elmers glue
Max L: Duuuuuuuuddddeeee did you know that i smuggled two elmers glues into the school today!?

Nick N: No way Brosef MAD ILLLL KILL KREWWWW REEPIN PARK RIDGE

Dan H: WORRRRDDD REPPPPPPPPPP. Bet ya a million dollars that i can give some girl the canadian snorkler

B-Don: Phhh you aint got a million dollars. WORRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
by Joe Horror December 6, 2006
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Park Ridge

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The great resting place of batman, also, everybody do's drugs and shit.
where can I go to get laid? PARK RIDGE! also im 14, NO problem, we got those too
by BobMcNOodle January 7, 2025
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Park Ridge Massive

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A group of well-dressed, short-tempered, quick-witted, lightly oiled, Albregts-free, blood thirsty, stone cold crooners from Park Ridge, IL. In other words, a gang the path of which you do not wish to cross.

The Park Ridge Massive's (PRM) territory spans North of Belle Plaine, West of Talcott (including Murphy Lake), South of Oakton, and West of including Oriole.

The Rock Pile, a local wannabe gang, runs the remaining areas of Park Ridge.
Hey, wanna go to DJSKYLARK's house?

No way man, I heard the Park Ridge Massive is playing Beiruit there. We better go freestyle at Phat James's house.
by OakBehringer December 11, 2009
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Park Ridge High School

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Where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. Where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, Star Trek, and anything and everything besides school. Where stupidity is at its peak and students call a Rhombus "Rum-bus". Where TV's fall on teacher's heads and no one can find a decent substitute.
"Park Ridge is the suckiest school EVER *drives spike through school*"

"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"

"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."
by Chai <3 April 18, 2005
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park ridge police

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ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses
oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks
by rattlehead November 12, 2021
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A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.
Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
by girthchickenpotato November 17, 2021
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