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red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.
Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!
by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020
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parentiess

her content always makes me laugh, not only that but she’s so pretty too i want her so bad
omg i wanna be parentiess so bad
by dumbkit April 19, 2021
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Parenthesis

Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.
"So put the parenthesis here?"
"Yeah"
"Aight Thanks"
by ajj0017 December 19, 2014
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Parenthisis

"(" or ")"
"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"
by Satan December 16, 2002
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parenthesis

When you wind up having a child then writing a book about it :)
Try to avoid parenthesis
by Beanybaby April 4, 2005
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Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.
That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!
by Ryan Dunn is Blessed and Saved November 4, 2008
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Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.
That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!
by Ryan Is Blessed and Saved October 23, 2008
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