paper cut

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

paper cut

Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.

Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.

Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!

Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?

by rajhe October 17, 2008

paper cut

When 2 lesbians scissor and one or both are on their period.

I went over to my friends house and I walked in on her and her girlfriend paper cutting.

by snatchdragon January 31, 2015

Paper cut

The most annoying fucking in the world when you touch paper.

Random guy- Hey I need paper for the printer
Random guy 2- Alright *Grabs paper* I Got i-*Gets a paper cut*FUCK

by Xshoc August 22, 2017

paper cut detector

Hand sanitizer

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.

by MikeInDC December 14, 2020

Paper Cut of Death

a method of taiwanese torture where one is given a bad paper cut on their jugular vein on their neck and then left to bleed out until the information is given

Did you hear Mark was given the Paper Cut of Death in Taiwan

by will.i.am96 December 1, 2010

Digital Paper Cuts

The pain felt by multiple revisions of digital documents to achieve an end product / presentation

After input received from 10 different co-workers, the author had multiple Digital Paper Cuts

by scottnangie9 June 29, 2010