Pank

The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland

Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'

Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'

Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'

Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'

by Sticky Jam May 29, 2013

panked

When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.

The snow was so panked I could hardly shovel it.

by Pzzzzz November 25, 2011

Pank

The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"

these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"

Push one out while you Pull one off

A Tug and a Turd

"Hes been in there for ages, whats he doing?"

"hes blatently having a pank"

by Marson June 03, 2007

Pank

The art of mastubating (wanking) whilst excreting (pooing)
Wanking + Pooing = Panking

Lang: Corr I had a right good Pank last night

Jax: What are you on about??

Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time

by Paul Lancaster May 01, 2008

Pank

Pussy ass skank

- Stop being a pank!

by papipookz August 12, 2019

pank pank

a word that is used to describe sexual activity

Meagan got some pank pank last night after her date with Freddy.

by MaryCourtAdrienMeagan January 02, 2008

pank

The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.

Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.

by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006