pam pong

a) Invented in the popular American television show, the office. It originally was a game where angela, an acountant(and jerk), would count every time the enamored salesman jim left his desk to talk to pam, the secretary.

b)Now, it can mean any instance(work, school, etc.)where one person repeatedly skips out on work to chat it up with his or her "best friend" across the room, and everyone knows there is a thinly veiled crush going on.

a) Angela: I call it "Pam Pong". I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.
Pam: we're friends.
Angela: apparently...

b)person: did you see that new temp? he was totally playing pam pong with erica today.

by jamalot October 26, 2006

jim and pam

The best couple in the television series, The Office, starring Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski. Probably the cutest couple in the entire world.

"I just want to have a Jim and Pam relationship. Is that too much?"
"Bitches be trippin'. No one can have a relationship as cute as them."

by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

Pam and her 5 sisters

This means having a wank! Jerking off! Pam being your "palm" and 5 sisters being your "5 fingers"

I watched some porn last night dude and ended up getting out Pam and her 5 sisters!

by Glasgow Hotty May 20, 2009

pam balam

Pam Balam, Daughter of Black Betty

"Black Betty had a child (Pam Balam),

The damn thing gone wild (Pam Balam)."

by Mary Jen July 26, 2017

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Fw'PAM!

The sound made when you thwack something or someone with something twangy or when you hit something with an item like a Baseball bat with enough force to make the item whistle when it swings through the air.

Also can be used to emphasize a point, kinda like "oh snap" or "hell ya!" (but rarely)

1) Joe: Hey Mike! Whats with the metal rod?

**Fw'Pam!**

Mike:You talkin to me?!

2)Jake: Hey man, I just got me a brand new VW!

Jesse: Fw'PAM!

by Crack_Shack December 19, 2009

Bash pam

A move in contempory dance, originating from New York Jazz and Rosina Andrews, where you 'spring onto the shin' whilst simultaneously 'bashing' with you extended other leg, finishing the move with an exquisite 'plunging lunge'.

Did you see Ruth's bash pam in her dance yesterday, it was extraordinary!

by Rroustihna December 1, 2013