paulinated

When a chick finds out shes knocked up by Paul.

Man, girl... He paulinated me!

by hellCatmel November 19, 2010

Palinate

1) To answer a specific question with an answer to a completely different and unasked question.

2) To babble incoherently in response to a question that you have no answer to.

1) To Palinate:
Q: What are we having for dinner tonight?
A: We're eating at 7:00 PM

2) To be Palinated:
"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

by Sasq January 17, 2009

Palinate

(PAY-lin-ate) To give a bullshit answer that has nothing to do with the question that was asked.

That guy was sounding hot until I asked him what he did for a living. He totally palinated. Another unemployed loser, so he ain't touchin' this.

by jwwf January 18, 2009

Palminate

To have your ass kicked for looking at one's ass.

Jeff is gonna palminate you if you don't stop looking at my ass.

by SBtheRealDeal October 8, 2009

Palinite

Someone who defends the actions and/or ridiculous comments from Alaskan female candidates no matter if they catch on fire from spontaneous combustion as "A breath of fresh air".

Husband: People use phrases like "You Betcha'", "Say it ain't so, Joe" and "Doggone it" in the political world?!

Wife: Who cares if she doesn't know what she is talking about! She's just speaking to the average Joe Six Pack, she's a breath of fresh air!

Husband: Don't be such a Palinite!

by MrJinglesx79 January 20, 2009

Palingate

1. Private and/or political scandal of Sarah Palin
2. Name of Palin-watchdog blog

Troopergate-Palingate
Babygate-Palingate
Dairygate-Palingate
Abortiongate-Palingate
Housegate-Palingate
Property Taxgate-Palingate

by Michael999666 June 7, 2010

Falienate

To both Fail, and Alienate your friends and peers at the same time.

Fail + Alienate = Falienate.

"Dude, I shit my pants in class yesterday... Needless to say I faliented all of my friends".

"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".

"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".

by Jawful May 1, 2011