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Packer fan named Tyler

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These people typically have exceptional skills, accomplishments, and status within a particular field or society. Often these people are seen as elite compared to Lion fans named JoJo, and deserve rewards like slushes at random.
Damn, look at that cute and amazing person, he must be a Packer fan named Tyler
by packer fan 1008 December 1, 2023
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Packer Fans

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People who have an affinity for cheering for the Green Bay Packers, a franchise of the National Football League. Packer fans have several characteristics that make them unique among other football fans. They are very close minded, and they will argue vehemently if you suggest that your team is better than the Packers. If Green Bay is stinking up the season and has only 2 or 3 wins, they'll talk about the first 2 super bowls. If the Packers are having a successful year, that's all they'll talk about. Remember, the average packer fan only knows 2 sides of an issue: their opinion and the wrong opinion. There is no capacity for debate or subjectivity when arguing anything with a Packer Backer. Packer fans are known to go into multi-week depressive episodes when the packers lose in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl. Not just a post game funk, but a full-blown, medically observable condition. The roots of this behavior all originate from the result of extreme isolation, due to the fact that Green Bay is in a remote, icy enclave of the U.S. This is substantiated by the fact that more than half ot the people in the stands at a game have hunting clothes on, beer is consumed by the liquid ton, and the music played at Lambeau Field is from the late 60's to early seventies. The lone "modern" music played at packer games is a few tracks from the 1993 Jock Jams CD. Techotronic and 2 Unlimited are considered "hip". The average packer fan lives in a stagnant income household, starts hunting before kindergarten, and has never benefited from a Dental Plan. The Packers are the one team in the NFL that does not have cheerleaders, and that is a summary statement of their fan base.
"Dude, the packers really stunk up that playoff game. Those 4 interceptions by Favre really sealed the deal for the other team"

"Screw You!!!!! Who won the first two super bowls?"

"I don't know- I wasn't born. I remember the Packers losing to the Broncos, though in that 1 super bowl. Last night they sucked even worse"

"Screw you again! Who won the most titles between 1926 and 1938? I don't think it was YOUR team. Who did Vince Lombardi coach for? See!"

"I see this is going nowhere. Nevermind. I cannot reason with packer fans"
by T.Y. February 10, 2008
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Packerstan

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The geographical location bounded by Minnesota and Iowa to the West, Illinois to the South, Lake Michigan on the East and the U.P. on the North. Its capital is Madison (Madtown), but everyone knows the real capital is Green Bay.
Too bad there are no decent jobs in Packerstan. If there were, there wouldn't be as many Packerstanis invading the land of the FIBs.
by Big Daddy Vistalite February 15, 2006
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Packerstani

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A citizen of Packerstan (Wisconsin) who usually can't find a job up there so they have to move to or work in Illinois to survive.
That damn Packerstani just cut me off! They need to get the hell out of Illinois and go back to driving in their pastures!
by Big Daddy Vistalite February 15, 2006
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Packerfan

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A small brained, foul smelling mammal, the Packerfan is a carrier of mad cow disease as evidenced by their removable yellow brain that can sometimes be spotted on their head during games at Lambeau Field.
The Packerfan wipes his ass and smells the toilet paper looking for the perfect scent to attract his mate.
by FTarkenton September 28, 2005
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fanny packer

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A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack
Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer
by Theslippyone November 19, 2017
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Fanny Packer

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A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.
I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.

I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
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