Productivity Hangover

A period of time in which you are unable to focus or accomplish tasks following an intensely productive period of time.

I got so much done yesterday that nothing is getting done today…I have a productivity hangover!

by UnoKat February 28, 2023

Productivity wave

The mood that generates numerous accomplishments after long periods of procrastination. Being more efficient with your time instead of forcing shit to get done and pissing off everybody else around you

Wife: why haven't you got off your ass and got anything done?

Husband: hey bitch, I'm waiting for the productivity wave to roll in. When it does, I'll get your shit done twice as fast

by Mr KJ May 24, 2016

productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

by herbal t March 12, 2011

productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.

Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.

by CrinosRome October 21, 2013

productivity city

when youre super cool and do your work!!

"Are you guys in productivity city or at procrastination station?" -Mr. Teacher guy

by ehla77 February 8, 2024

captain productivity

A person who spends the entire day in the pursuit of appearing to do work without actually achieving anything

Captain Productivity is still waiting for his document to print

by Captain Productivity January 29, 2007

Pussy Productivity

A measure of one's sexual encounters in a given time frame.

Frenchie: Dude, since you've grown out the long locks the ladies have been flocking.

Blitz: Yea bra, my PUSSY PRODUCTIVITY has really skyrocketed.

by jjt009 February 27, 2011