PPE

profit per employee

Olive: Zuck needs more of us out there to log-in and boost its ads.
Popeye: FYI, Facebook earns £ million PPE from you, the user.

by timlight April 24, 2020

PPE

inveted on febuary 4 2005 as a way to trick people in to thinking there is "cool" new acronym.

best used in a string of other acronyms
LOL PPE OMG BBQ

by Room0101 February 4, 2005

Social PPE

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)for those suffering from Haphophobia (the fear of touching).

Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"

Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."

by Esncoosne January 16, 2013

Lowes’ PPE

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.

Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.

by evn April 21, 2019

ppe btw

In the flash game, Realm of the Mad God, a ppe is when you start the game with nothing but a pet and work your way up in gear and stats. Ppe btw is a meme which players spam at a attempt at humor.

Person 1: why such shitty gear?
Person 2: ppe btw

by SnowySwag October 14, 2017

PPE

Pretty pussy energy

The female equivalent of BDE, ie, big dick energy. Anya Taylor Joy, despite her impressive accomplishments as an actress, will go down in history as representing quintessential PPE.

by Thasecondcumming69 May 15, 2024

PPE

Acronym for Pre Purchase Exam. Used commonly in the equestrian world. Involves a vet looking over a horse and clearing it for whatever purpose the buyer has in mind for it. Typically involves X-rays of the horse's legs and back. Can be more in depth or less, depending on what the buyer's budget and desired purpose for the horse is.

"I love the horse but they don't allow a PPE and I'm not dropping 20k on a horse without one"

"Blaze passed his PPE! All clean x-rays, scoped clean, and trotted off sound in the flexion test"

"Jack failed his PPE. He had a knee chip. It's never bothered him and I had no idea it was there! They didn't want to risk it so I lost the sale"

by bluewillows April 10, 2022