Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

Pony express (fart)

When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.

My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.

by Panda bareitall August 20, 2015

What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 22, 2011