PMD

Post-match disillusionment. The feeling of sadness and depression that one feels after realizing your once perfect dating-app match is not at all what they seemed to be.

Jack: Why so glum chum?
Travis: Just got a bad case of PMD today bro. Those profile pics must've been many years old because she looks like a version of herself that ate herself.

by ShaseOfBase May 28, 2018

PMD

PMD (Personal Mobility Devices) are devices such as kick-scooters, electric scooters, electric unicycles and electric hoverboards

Oh no! I just ran over somebody with my PMD again! :(

by 69PMDuser96 October 15, 2018

PMD

In computing, stands for Personal Media Drive: an extra hard drive to backup your files to.

Have you backed up your files to your PMD lately?

by RenaldoMrSipes November 30, 2010

pmd

Polish Mine Detector

In Roleplaying a low level character who's only purpose is to open suspicious looking boxes etc.

- Should I search for traps?
- Not enough time, just send the PMD

by R4phael June 11, 2006

pmds

A disease that small dick crackas like yourself understand. Big dick niggas are immune.

Connor: Hey nick, do u have PMDS
Nick: no, I’m a big dick nigga

by Nickr Pubin August 14, 2018

PMD

Pimp Mack Daddy

My name is PMD Martin

by munky June 11, 2006

PMD

Pimp Master Daddy.

Jake: Damn, all the girls want to dance with him.
Dave: Yup, he's PMD.

by winstondahderp November 23, 2011