Pmb

Pick me boy

Boy: ugh i’m so ugly and short, aren’t I?

Other people: Wow he’s such a Pmb

by Aicilev July 8, 2022

PMB

PMB stands for Penis Memory Block. It's used to describe the trauma that occurs when a woman's been sleeping with the same man for so long she can only remember what HIS penis looks like and has no recollection of her former lovers' goods.

One day Sandra realised she could no longer remember what her ex-boyfriends penis looked like. Or any other penis for that matter; all she could see was Geoff's...

"Noooooooooooo!" she cried. "I have PMB!"

Her friends were very sympathetic.

by GMCarangi January 23, 2008

PMB

Abbreviation for Puking My Breakfast; used to indicate a level of disgust and/or disappointment greater than Shaking My Head (SMH) or Fuck My Life (FML).

My idiot friend got back together with his disgusting, stretched out girlfriend. PMB.

A bird crashed into my car and exploded over my windshield when I was driving down the highway today. PMB.

by JaMarMel July 25, 2011

PMB

Pat My Back
another way to "high five" or say good job, or sorry.
the new SMH but better.

Guy:whooo just got laid. PMB me bro!
Friend:*pats back* Good job man

....
Girl:aww man. had sex with that guy :( PMB please
Friend: *sympathetic back pat* it's gonna be ok.

by Adri &Val December 2, 2011

PMB

The initials which stand for a group known as "Pensacola's Most Boners" (P.M.B.)
This is basically the males in the city of Pensacola who receive the most sexual intercourse.

(Guy 1) Dude! I've had sex with 4 different girls this week!

(Guy 2) You should be in PMB!

by Most Boners January 24, 2009

PMB

Pay My Bills

You dont SMD or PMB why should i care!!!
You dont suck my dick or pay my bills why should i care!!!

by jbuk December 12, 2012

PMB

Acronym for “pick me bitch”— a female who backstabs and attacks women to get validation from men

Hey girl, I saw your man on a dating site. Just thought I’d give you a heads up. I’m sorry this happened but here’s the screenshot of his profile to verify.

PMB: I told my man you told on him for being on a dating site, and I also found who you work for on LinkedIn and told them you’re a slut who has sex with married men—then I found your mom and dad on FB to relay the same.

PMB: I hang out with men because girls are too dramatic

PMB: feminism should never have happened, men deserve to cheat, beat and lie to their wives in peace. I love men so much I’ll do anything for one!!

by Nunya101 May 15, 2025