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Phenomenal Waffles

More like Phenomenally gay. A 12 year old prepubescent spoiled creature.

Looks like a wet rat under dim lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.

USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.

PS: He also can't reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.
-Man, you are such a damn phenomenal waffles, ratting me out and stuff!!

-ya know when ppeople you when you type ein rofl i always think it sayas ROFFLE and it rime with waffle and i reeealy wana punch that little sumbitch.
by -JaCkAL- February 24, 2008
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phenomenal dick

phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!

Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
by Joyce Cruz April 11, 2008
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phenomenal forearm

When your girlfriend is giving you a handjob with one of her forearms and she knocks you out with her other forearm just right before you are about to climax.
Sarah and I had a good Tim last night. I was gonna cum on her face until she hit me with phenomenal forearm.
by 316wipsass January 2, 2019
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Phenomenal Missing

Phenomenal Missing is the extraordinary failure to score when a goal was nearly guaranteed, so shocking or ridiculous that it becomes unforgettable. It's a miss that feels "legendary", but for all the wrong reasons.
He could’ve scored with his eyes closed, left foot, right foot, forehead, anything. But no… Denílson had to show us what phenomenal missing looks like in 4K.
by Mr Tymer July 23, 2025
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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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Immaculately phenomenal

When a man named H gets married to a goddess named B in Cabo San Lucas surrounded by the love and happiness of all their most important people. And then they proceed to have an absolutely incredible, slightly chaotic, but utterly iconic weekend celebrating two love bird souls. That is the definition of immaculately phenomenal.
This weekend was immaculately phenomenal
by Kruella nemo July 3, 2022
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Estonian phenomenon

Estonia is a small country in northern Europe that feels and would like to be nordic, but actually belongs to the baltic countries south of the baltic sea. Due to its size and since just about 1.4 million people live there (for reference: New York has 8.4 million inhabitants) , somthing that has been dubbed the "estonian phenomenon" can be witnessed here. The term describes that everyone practically knows everyone or at least someone who knows them. This makes gossip equally more interesting and more dangerous, since the person you are gossiping about will almost certainly hear about it. Sometimes Estonia feels like a big family gathering of a country where even someone who seems to be a random stranger has most likely some kind of relation to you.
"Oh hey, I know the girl who just delivered our food... that was an awkward interaction"
"How do you know her?"

"Its just a case of estonian phenomenon, my classmate used to work at her families store and she used to play soccer with my second cousin. Did you know that she broke up with her Boyfriend?"
by Lilleke5 July 24, 2021
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