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Perpendicular Shagging

When you shag someone perpendicularly
"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"
by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021
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Perpendicular sleeping

sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off
Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes
by perpindicular sleep April 25, 2022
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Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.
I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.
by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012
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When ya T-bone peds, mostly cuz its just so god damn fun! Course, that could be the dope talkin...
"ooh! That's gotta hurt!"
by NII Screecher October 24, 2003
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perpendicular hugger

When you approach someone for an embrace, but they turn to a 90 degree angle to avoid full frontal contact.
I went to embrace Shannon, but she turned sideways so I only got her shoulder. She’s a perpendicular hugger.
by DefinED November 13, 2017
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perpendicular_memes

jim- "my uncle just died, how do i ease the pain???"
bob- "follow perpendicular_memes, he cured my depression"
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perpendicular of the bisector to the photosynthesis

OH no my dad has the perpendicular of the bisector to the photosynthesis he must HAVE AIDS
by BIGblackmanofchungus February 21, 2021
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