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Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023
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the guy which you love so much you think of him when you see his favourite colour, hear his favourite song, taste his most hated food, touch the hand of someone you wish was his and dream about being together every night.
Brody, you're the definition of a perfect boyfriend and I love you so much it kinda hurts.
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Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upsets, doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS honest. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.
Kory is the guy of my dreams, he's simply amazing, and he always takes my breath away! He is the perfect boyfriend !
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A perfect boyfriend is one who loves you and cares for you no matter what. He looks past physical features and digs in deep to find your golden personality. A perfect boyfriend is the person you can't live without. and maybe, it might be the guy you're thinking about right now:)
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The perfect boyfriend is a boy who supports you in every way possible, even if it hurts; who knows you inside and out; who surprises you flowers; who remembers the little things about you; who is always there for you, who makes references to you about your favorite book. The boy who doesn't forget your anniversary or birthday. He's the one you think about every minute of everyday and no matter how far away from eachother you are, you don't have to worry. You know he loves you. He's your best friend.
Friend: Wow, Brandy, you're so lucky! I can't believe your boyfriend threw you a surprise going away party!

Brandy: Yeah, I know! I couldn't believe it! Marks just the perfect boyfriend! I love him so much!
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An amazing guy who will put up with ur bullshit no matter how many times u don't believe the words that he speaks bc of all the shit that has ever brought u down.He will pick up with his words and will say the things that make u realize u don't want anyone else only him.
Abby: Tristen is my perfect boyfriend i love him with all my broken heart that hes mended together.
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The boyfriend who will see not only the beauty on the outside but on the inside. The one who is always honest and by your side no matter what. The one that will always puts a smile on your face .they complete you. Without him you are nothing
I cannot believe I have the most perfect boyfriend.
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