pedigree peado

a pedigree peado is one who is an apex predator peado. one who has reached the highest ranking possible in all of the international peado society.

Be careful of this one.

Bob - u see that lad rob a sock of a baby?

dan - bet he's a pedigree peado.

Bob - well he's deff put a sock in it

by sorearse May 12, 2016

Porsche peado

A grown man who drives a old convertible boxer around the local streets to attract the attention of local girls.

Similar to the Pope mobile but much less impressive and only appeals to teenage girls.

Taylor “Hey baby do you wanna go for ride in my super cool Porsche?”

Girl “Er is that a 2002 boxer?”

Taylor” Shut up and watch this”

Then proceeds to wheel spin the Porsche peado mobile machine into a wall.

Girl “no thanks I’ll just wait for the bus”

by WyVill March 18, 2021

O.A.PEADO

The opposite of a peado, a person who loves people of the older generation, this is called an O.A.PEADO!

A-Wow shes fit !
B-Dude shes like 50.
A-So i'd still fuck her!
B-Ewww you O.A.PEADO !

by cheesegrater123 May 4, 2009

Jungle peado

Honky pedos hanging out doing pedo stuff in the bushes

Shifty little buggers in the bush

Ahoy can you see that big stiffy in the jungle its those bloody jungle peados

by Dr jungle May 5, 2025

Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

chasing peacocks

Behavior perpetrated by a drunk girl that is intended to be wild and crazy but almost always is just absurd and often humiliating.

"Stacey was so hammered, she was chasing peacocks before the party even started"

or

"Patty tried to impress the crowd with her karaoke, but ended up just chasing peacocks"

by JTrainMon October 12, 2011