A document that your manager asks you to do as an agreement to capture your professional development . Usually contains goals, outcomes and a myriad of bullshit that you as an employee must include organisation beliefs, values and other useless information that is irrelevant to your job. You are usually pushed in the direction that your manager wants you to go. You have to admit you have no career aspirations. The PDP can be used to performance manage you meaning sack you for not meeting the bullshit within it. In essence a PDP is a total crock of shit. 1. a document to prove that management is doing something 2. a tick box exercise so management can justify their existence 3. a document that can be used to undermine the employee. 4. The initiation of process where an employee is held accountable for managements failings. 5. A total waste of time as what 6. An opertunity for management to learn all about your personal life ans disclose nothing about theirs.
Manager, dear employee its time for your annual PDP review / creation. This is an opertunity for you to reach your career aspirations. Employee option 1 (usually experience employee)under his her breath. Not this shit again it means fuck all, its a total waste of my precious time. option 2 (usually a younger inexperienced or niave employee) yes manager I will share all my goals aspirations, and personal information, please sir maddam tell me what it is that you want for me to agree to and I will sell myself out for the good of the business and get used or sacked as you desire
by One pissed off vigilante July 23, 2020
Get the PDPmug. by PeepDiva January 1, 2012
Get the PDPmug. Pantie Dropping Power. A non-numeric rating system for cars based on how quickly women would remove their panties at the sight of that car. This system isnt a measure of a car's engineering merits since women know nothing about cars, so a very good car have low PDP or a very lousy car can have high PDP
A Veyron has the highest PDP of any car in the world. An Audi R8 has very high PDP, while your Hyundai Atos doesnt. Actually no asian car has any PDP of any sort. Honda Civic owners go home alone very often. Mustangs are examples of cars which are actually rubbish, but have high PDP.
by Gypsy101 April 29, 2009
Get the PDPmug. by Imperium_pdp May 14, 2010
Get the PDPmug. A party/cult that enslaves a nation foy years and yet points fingers at others, while its made up of thugs and fowl souls.
by outofdbox April 8, 2015
Get the PDPmug. Pants down piss. Being a grown man, and dropping your pants to your ankles and peeing at a urinal in a public setting. Invented and introduced to the world on youtube by Jack Weaver.
by panchovilla533310 June 29, 2010
Get the PDPmug. Public Display of Pudge
When a chubby or pudgy person removes clothing so that their pudginess is visible to those around them. It is an upsetting experience.
When a chubby or pudgy person removes clothing so that their pudginess is visible to those around them. It is an upsetting experience.
Anne: Ew, did you see Chunters' gut?
Cole: Gross! there was a lot of PDP going on.
Anne: SO true, it was disgusting.
Cole: Gross! there was a lot of PDP going on.
Anne: SO true, it was disgusting.
by Linnn Linnn November 29, 2009
Get the PDPmug.