Painter
A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.
Painter by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022
Get the Painter mug.
Painter
When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
Painter by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023
Related Words
Painter's Radio
Painter's Radio by seattle brian February 3, 2009
Painter Fact
Painter Fact by colombianjumpingbean September 30, 2020
Painter's Cap
House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.
Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!
Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!
Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.
Painter 2: You got any?
Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!
Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!
Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?
Painter 2: Nice!
Painter 2: You got any?
Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!
Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!
Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?
Painter 2: Nice!
Painter's Cap by zooboots July 6, 2011
Painter's Palette
A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.
Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!
Person #2: Wait, what?
Person #2: Wait, what?
Painter's Palette by rock_lobster January 27, 2010