painters

when its that time of the month and you realize how much of a bastard it is to be a chick.

She is such a grumpy whore. The painters must be in again.

by U_WANT_CHEEZ_WIT_DAT? November 29, 2005

Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.

My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.

by slicksal November 03, 2006

Painter

The guy who is cool and is th CEO of the most badass paint and painter supplies ever know to man. But has little to no artistic talent.

Dude that he/she blows at art but, he/she has that best stuff to paint your walls. He/She is a total Painter."

by thatguyfuc May 05, 2011

Painter

What hitler would be if he didn’t fail art school. Then he moved to plan B, destroying the world.

If hitler didn’t fail art school, he would be a painter and there would be a jewish country in Germany now.

by Button Dynasty July 18, 2019

The Painter

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.

Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.

by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010

Painter

Someone who stabs someone. When you stab someone blood goes everywhere and that in an extreme way can be seen as a painter. Comes from the youngbloods of zagreb.

My G is a painter, call him vincent van gogh

by Jeremy Winger October 22, 2020

Paintering

To hold your boss hostage for a raise by acting like you are willing to whore yourself out for more money at a shithole company.

Because of the athletic department, Matt resorted to paintering Purdue into giving him more money.

by dcam May 11, 2011