orchasm

The ecstasy a management consultant experiences at the moment he or she creates a new adoption curve, 2 X 2 matrix, acronym, or corporate buzz word. An homage to consultant Geoffrey Moore's concept of the Technology Adoption Lifecycle and the "chasm" that exists between innovators and early adopters of technology.

After grappling all day with how to present the new market strategy to the big client, Simon experienced a powerful orchasm as the last bit of data fit neatly within the parameters of his newly created adoption curve.

by Wagwam June 7, 2011

ouchgasm

The complete opposite of 'joygasm'. This one hurts.

The punishment for that specific breach of the Cajun TOS was decided for you to be pinched by a lucid, live and hot crawfish, in which you will receive the once-in-a-lifetime ouchgasm.

by NOLA_Guy December 11, 2008

Orcagasm

When an Orca, with a dick equal in size to its body, ejaculates with the same force and volume as when Mt St Helens released HER load in 82 .

"It's was whale of a tale" - anonymous ordinary seaman

That was the biggest orcagasm I've ever seen Willy let out ! - SeaWorld employee

by Yew Jerktmiiov November 7, 2021