orange chicken

i agree. panda express is teh suxor.

doan is teh suxor so he eats at panda express.

by Wonderbox March 24, 2004

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Orange-Chicken Man

The man who will try destroy the world in 2020. Enemy of the Chopstick Gang. Illegally Blind and Def His mortal enemy is Egg-Roll Man.

Mr Egg-Roll Man will destroy Orange-Chicken Man in 2020.

by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 3, 2018

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Orange Chicken Skin

The result of someone addicted to tanning.
Their skin is very orage and peeley and they remind everyone of chickens.

That whore has such orange chicken skin.

Man I fell asleep at the beach and now I have orange chicken skin. I'm such a tool.

by fdafhdalfha December 22, 2008

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Orange Chicken

Having sex with a girl thats halfway in a tanning bed until she’s tan. Then flipping her halves and continuing to have sex until she’s is evenly cooked.

My girl said she needed a tan; I suggested we try the orange chicken.

by Spring 2025 March 28, 2025

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Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

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