A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.
Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.
Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?
Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.
Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.
Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?
Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.
Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
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Get the internalized oppression mug.a person that constantly wants to be on holiday, and always finds opportunities to go on holiday, and when not on holiday the person may obsess or fantasize being on one
the person with the holiday obsession disorder may annoy or agitate a friend or partner by wanting to be on holiday most of the time.
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Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.
Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.
Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.
Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.
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"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.
"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.
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"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"
"Planned obsession at its worst"
"Planned obsession at its worst"
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3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!
2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
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3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!
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Get the Selkies: The Endless Obsession mug.The extreme form of "attention-to-detail" that often plagues graphic designers; ultimately preventing them from finishing their creative projects in a timely manner. Perfectionists in many professions may claim they suffer from this syndrome as well.
Symptoms of O.T.D. Syndrome:
- Repeated Ctrl "Z" commands after every modification you make to your project
- Staring blankly at your half finished project after smashing Ctrl "Z" for the last half hour
- The inability to complete a small project in less than 24 hours (i.e. banners, buttons, image corrections etc.)
- The urge to "start over from scratch" more than once on a large project
Symptoms of O.T.D. Syndrome:
- Repeated Ctrl "Z" commands after every modification you make to your project
- Staring blankly at your half finished project after smashing Ctrl "Z" for the last half hour
- The inability to complete a small project in less than 24 hours (i.e. banners, buttons, image corrections etc.)
- The urge to "start over from scratch" more than once on a large project
Jason: Hey, did you finish that 600 x 255 banner for our webpage yet? Its been over a week already; are you having some trouble?
Patty: OMG I am totally suffering from obsession-to-detail… I don’t know why I don’t like ANYTHING I am coming up with.
Jason: It just needs to say “Super Sale” in red lettering on a white background… how hard can that be?`
Patty: OMG I am totally suffering from obsession-to-detail… I don’t know why I don’t like ANYTHING I am coming up with.
Jason: It just needs to say “Super Sale” in red lettering on a white background… how hard can that be?`
by TJ Trouble June 23, 2011
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