optimum wifi

THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS

random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there

by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020

Optimus prime

A robot who in every show and every movie and EVERY FUCKING BIT OF MEDIA EVER has to die and come back to life in the literal next episode or season oh and don’t forget his most famous line: I AM

OPTIMUS PRIME!!! BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW THAT MORE THAN WE ALREADY DO “ Auto bots roll out the bullshit”

And then Optimus prime fucking died!

by Wryy master DIO November 23, 2020

Optimum Pride

Optimus Pride that Said the Wrong way

Putangina Si Optimum Pride. Pooookenangina Si Optimum Pride uurh uurh eerh eerh eee. Babe si Optimum pride oh uurh uurh eerh eerh eee

by Optimum Pride November 3, 2021

optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

by SexyLexie September 25, 2007

Optimus Prime

The result after Chuck Norris banged a truck.

Optimus Prime could kick your ass

by xVinnie2o9x February 23, 2009

Optimus Prime Style

A very highly advanced sexual manuever. Starting in laying down doggy style, man on top, you slowly as a team move to crouching doggy style. Once that has been completed in one swift motion she swings her leg around, while insertion is still taking place, into a crabwalk position. This is not for the weak of heart or decepticons.

Hannah: What happend last night?
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.

by gingerloversRus October 15, 2009

optimuscoon

The sworn enemy of nigatron. His whole existence is to stop nigatron from raping, free styling, looting, and beating in the hood.

Damn, Optimuscoon just wuped nigatron's ass.

by anonymous August 27, 2017