onesies

One piece long underwear, generally worn by infants and toddlers. Plural of onesie.

I have a drawer full of onesies from when I was five years old.

by phreek123 December 9, 2008

Onesimus

1). A person with deep roots. Every theory an Onesimus

forms about life comes from a profound continuity of

thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to

plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact

considers each minor decision to be tantamount.

2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend

1). -How come he's always so quiet?
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.

2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.

3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus

by deweydare February 6, 2010

Obesify

To make fat

McDonalds obesifies America (note obesify turns to obesifies in the third person, dropping the y)

by jhskier25 April 26, 2011

Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

Whipping out a onesie

The act of whipping it out, and cumming in one stroke.

Craig: "Dude WTF are you doing?"
Anthony: "GET OUT OF HERE! I'M WHIPPING OUT A ONESIE!"
Craig: *Walks away*

by Lambful August 31, 2018

Onesis

A beautiful, intelligent young women.

guy: hey have you seen onesis?
guy #2: yea, she is beautiful...

by 1234blahblahblah1234 February 20, 2011

Onesie

Warm terry-cloth awesomeness shaped like different characters.

"If your onesie doesnt have a butt flap, you're gonna have a two-sie"

by ElizabethDrake June 3, 2018