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Scoring on his Own Goal

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A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat
When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.
by kagz123 February 24, 2008
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

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When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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