Ass on my shit

Completely fucked up and bad. Nothing good can possibly come of this.

Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend's sister. It was totally ass on my shit.

by Sevendusterino March 9, 2009

Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018

Working on my shit

Realizing that I got some problems internally and that I need to make changes to myself, and then spending some time away from people so I can make those changes and be a better me.

After me and Vee broke up last winter, I just been working on my shit.

by Sean Vann October 19, 2021

On my Slumdog Shit

When you get several answers right on an exam, but only because you had outside knowledge from some personal experiences in the past.

Person 1: Yo, how the FUCK did you get 100% on that final??

Person 2: What can I say? I was on my Slumdog shit...good luck in summer school!!

Person 1: Fuck.

by KP3izzy January 2, 2013

on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 24, 2021

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

Don't shit on my bricks

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.

Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.

by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014