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Olympic Sex

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Olympic Sex is when a male is having sex with a female (any position) and when he is finished (ejaculated) he must put her on her stomach (if she already isn't) and proceed to put her in the Angle Lock forcing her to tap.
Guy 1: I had Olympic Sex with my girl friend last night

Guy 2: AWESOME!!!
by FFehrle July 19, 2009
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olympic swim team

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Someone who smokes a bunch of weed so there eyes are always red as if from the chlorine
Dude 1: dude I'm part of the olympic swim team
Dude 2: hell ya man your eyes are even red now!
by dude7 May 17, 2014
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olympic sperm

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your sperm is olympic, it can swim through any internal organs, it can hurdle any course, it is a mutant type of sperm, when contacted with,you will be impregnated immediatley, whether male or female this sperm is dangerous, beware of Martin Barr, he has an army of children, we belive there are thousands but there may be more, if you are a victim let us know!!!!
human olympic sperm, impregnates monkeys!
by random act of God!! July 20, 2006
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A sport that has no etertainement, nor athletic, value. Not a REAL SPORT.
Interpretive dance is not a real sport. It is an Olympic sport.
by Patrick Vicini August 16, 2004
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olympic skidmarks

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1) skidding a car or bike around in circles to make the olympic logo

2) wiping one's buttocks on underwear in the logo of the olympics
I can see that you have olympic skidmarks
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
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People that are clearly on a good one, possibly haven't slept in a long while. They look as if they are doing the back stroke, while walking/speed walking, no water involved. They have a serious look on their face, they seem to be determined to get wherever they are going and nothing can do them, until that moment that comes out of no where, when all that arm flailing of the back stroke, takes on a life all it's own, and they abruptly stop walking and break it into a sort of freestyle Noodle Grove. (They are as caught off guard as the onlooker. )
All though it is not yet an official Olympic sport, it has not deterred this small group of people nation wide, from training. As soon as a proper scoring system has been decided upon, for example; degree of difficulty, transition from Street Swimming into the free style Noodle Grooving, over all execution, we will have to wait for it to be brought to the world at large. Right now there are too many variables to be judged and scored accurately.
I was driving down the main street on my way to the store, when my kids spotted an Olympic Street Swimmer, when we at the stop light. My oldest said, "wow that guy looks like a cat with tape on it's feet!", Her sister said," NO! That's an Olympic Street Swimmer! Wait for it ...." We couldn't look away. Then all of a sudden, he stopped and did a rendition of a break dance move none of us had seen before, and he looked like he was trying to chew on his shoulder. The girls grabbed some paper and a sharpie and both held up their score cards. One gave an 8.3 and the other an 8.5. they applauded and the light turned green, we talked about this all the way through the store and all the way back home we looked for others in training.
by mrs.goodman April 26, 2022
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Special Olympic Slalom

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When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.
The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.
by Tommy4 January 21, 2025
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