Old Julio

Deviant sex act where the male inserts three fingers into the woman's anus during intercourse.

She was totally into it until I tried to slip her the Old Julio, and things went horribly wrong from there.

by hambone17 March 16, 2011

Old Jazz

To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.

James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."

by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021

Old James

Drug dealer. Typically a homeless man who makes his living by selling weed to underaged kids.

Youth #1 "Hey man, I'm out of weed."

Youth #2 "That's alright man, we can just go buy some from the lovable Old James."

Youth #1 "Hell yeah, Old James is the man."

by mr. niceguy420 July 24, 2009

Old Joris

1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.

2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.

3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.

4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.

Old Joris had die niet gemist.
Old Joris IS BACK!!
new Joris is shit....

by Nerder The King April 17, 2018

old joe windy pants

either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.

nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*

by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023

old jeans

Washed, washed up

Dude #1 : Bro you're ass at this game
Dude #2: Yeah dude i'm Old Jeans

by robotsantazilla May 2, 2019

Dirty old joe

When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree

“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”

by Torytower June 21, 2020