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Ohno amping

When caught yawning, claiming that you are only allowing more air to get into your lungs to increase your alertness, much like Apolo Anton Ohno does before speedskating races.
Manager - "Smith, stop yawning and pay attention"
Smith - "Sir, I was simply Ohno amping to get fired up for this thrilling 100 page Powerpoint presentation."
by Paulie Jr. April 23, 2010
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ohno second

The split second between hitting the "send" button on the computer to send an email, and realizing that there is a serious problem with the email (such as using "reply all" instead of reply to sender, especially for an inflammatory email, or seeing a nasty grammatical mistake after the send button has been hit.
I realized in that ohno second that my nasty reply to the corporate email also went to the president and all VPs.
by Paul White November 20, 2007
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Ohno-seconds

Ohno-second is the period of time that is spent waiting for the debit or credit card you just submitted for payment to respond - hopefully with the word "approved", and hopefully not "payment declined" (Oh No!) The ohno seconds are usually spent mentally reviewing your account balances and recent purchases or date of your automatic deposit. MUCH longer than a nano-second, this word is most appropriate while being at the front of a long line in a store with people looking over your shoulder and the pimple-faced clerk glaring at you as if to say "I know YOU can't afford this purchase, loser".
I started to sweat during the ohno-seconds waiting for my card to be accepted while I was standing in line at WalMart with 50.00 worth of melting Ben & Jerry's! Oh no, did that rent check go through yet?"
by Philly Mojo August 19, 2008
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Ohno my balls

"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"
by Rat_Chef_200 September 23, 2021
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Satoshi Ohno

1) Real name: Oono (or Ohno) Satoshi (大野智)
2) Born November 26, 1980
3) Japanese idol, singer, actor, artist, dancer, choreographer and radio host.
4) The lead vocalist and leader of Japanese boy band Arashi, hence his nickname Leader (リーダー)

-He's hot when he dances/sings or whenever he's serious about something and he gives a cute reaction when other group members tease him :)
BEST IDOL EVER <3
Person 1: Did you see Ohno yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, he was so hot when he was singing his solo!
Person 1: Satoshi Ohno FTW!!!
Person 2: Hell yeah. :) <3
by nyaknyak1219 July 2, 2011
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Apolo Ohno

An incredibly gorgeous man; caucasian-asian bad ass speed skater who is the most decorated olympic athelete.
"Did you see how fast Apolo Ohno was skating!!?!"

"OHNO! is what other speed skaters say when they see Apolo behind them."
by apolofan10 February 24, 2010
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0AMMO_ohno

a really cool roblox player who also goes by eric that enjoys bullying children and playing escape obbys for fun with their friend called "valerieslone"
"Bro, I was busy playing ROBLOX"
"With who?"
"0AMMO_ohno"
by eric is a smart fella July 8, 2022
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