A common acronymn for Old White Lady. The OWL is a single nocturnal predatory female between the ages of 37 and 50 that hangs around clubs and bars that do not befit her age, trying to swoop down to pick up young prey (men ages 18-30). Owls fancy themselves as followers of modern trends and music and can be found driving around town in their Volvo sedans, often wearing jeans with suit tops and high heals (basically their professional work attire - sub jeans for the pant-suit pants). These women search for youth through young and often under-employed males.
The OWL is the middle/upper management professional women that fancies John Mayer concerts, but will also attend rap concerts (should there be prey available).
by Dr Know Everything February 24, 2009
by jesus32 March 16, 2008
Ordinary Wizarding Level...
examinations.
More commonly known as OWL's!
From JK Rowling's Harry Potter book series.
examinations.
More commonly known as OWL's!
From JK Rowling's Harry Potter book series.
Hogwarts student1: Awe shit we have our potions OWL examination tomorrow don't we??
hogwarts student2: Yeah... Snape grades like a bitch too!
Hogwarts student1: That fucker!
Hogwarts student2: Damn straight!
hogwarts student2: Yeah... Snape grades like a bitch too!
Hogwarts student1: That fucker!
Hogwarts student2: Damn straight!
by kidstakissa February 10, 2009
Function: noun; acronym
OWL: offended white liberal - Any white-guilt liberal who is offended on behalf of black people, usually over matters that blacks don't find offensive. Indigenous to politically correct regions of North America.
OWL: offended white liberal - Any white-guilt liberal who is offended on behalf of black people, usually over matters that blacks don't find offensive. Indigenous to politically correct regions of North America.
"Jennifer is such an OWL, she says we can't serve fried chicken on MLK Jr. Day because it will offend blacks."
by Shamika Jones January 14, 2010
by vader177777 December 10, 2009