One Short of A Six Pack

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.

"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

one beer short of a six pack

Someone who lacks common sense. Not quite mentally competent.

You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.

by Oldman. February 20, 2018

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

by weave August 25, 2003

Packing a hot one

When you have a jonny (condom) with you.

Hey baby, I'm "packing a hot one" tonight.

by FuckTardTheFoetus April 16, 2015