One Up Life

When your life unintentionally "one ups" everyone elses.

When you walk into your house after a long run and you see your friend sitting on your couch and your friend says, "Hey I ran three miles earlier, how far did you just run?" Then you say "4 miles.. One up life Bro."

by DormAds August 31, 2012

One Eight Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

one:day:life

A wicked 3-piece pop-punk band from a small town in the UK.
They won a competition to play on the nokia stage at reading 2007 and since then have been all over the country playing shows and promoting their debut album.
Bouncing riffs, catchy hooks, wicked vocals and an ability to fill any stage any size means they deserve to make it big!

#:Did you hear one:day:life's new single?
#:zOMG yeah, it's the best! i'm gonna download it on itunes...

by CaptainHicks February 18, 2008

A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death

He's on a one way life jerk

by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020

one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent

- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!

by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020

Half-Life 2: Episode One

The first episodic sequel of Half-Life 2. It was released by Valve Corporation on June 1, 2006.

I just finished Half-Life 2, now I must play Half-Life 2: Episode One.

by Jqoi Zunderlat January 24, 2021

this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.

This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.

by Fearman May 28, 2008