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Lord Omg'Wtf

Discovered by The Legendary Wordsmith Eric during an archaeological expedition to the darkest corners of the internet, this singular entity known only as Lord Omg'Wtf is revered by several degraded and nefarious cults as the God of the Internet.
It is prophesised that Lord Omg'Wtf shall one day rise from his digital crypt, to spread madness and mayhem across the land. As his influence grows, those who fall under his command will forever speak in his dreaded tongue, known by his initiates as "L337".
Chain letters are His Unholy Gospel;
spam is His Wrath. Beware the accursed sigil of the Omg'Wtf cult, a curious inscription consisting of a colon and a single parenthesis.
These cults are known to engage in orgiastic license during their worship of His Icon, a pixel-based sculpture depicting His faceless, sickly-yellow bipedal form running, nay, chasing his prey on the Day of His Resurrection.
All Hail Lord Omg'Wtf, that we may be spared His Wrath!
We offer this sacrifice of proper grammar and spelling in His Name!
by Little Bastad April 29, 2004
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omg lol wtf

A series of contractions when you're surprised and don't know what in God's name is going on. Often used by a n00b.
See also: omg, lol, wtf.
N00b: OMG LOL WTF Infest Terrans = Teh FiXeD!
Me: Heh!
by Ryro May 29, 2004
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OMG! WTF, BMO!

Pronounced as oh-em-jee, wha-ta-fa (w-tee-eff would also be an acceptable pronunciation), ba-moe (or alternatively bee-mo) is a phrase used when three or more individuals line up to use a Bank of Montreal (BMO) ATM and the machine malfunctions. Generally the malfunction involves suddenly going out of service after dispensing part of the amount requested.
Person A: OMG! WTF, BMO!!
Person B: Did the ATM just go OMG! WTF, BMO!??!!
Person C: I think it did
Person A: Yeah, WTF BMO!!
by BadBMO July 27, 2010
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omgwtfhtmbbq

What to say after someone steals your barbecue.
Example of omgwtfhtmbbq: Oh my god, what the fuck happened to my barbecue?
by FreeTheWhales October 26, 2009
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OMGWTFBBQ

A meaningless acronym which most often stands for "Oh My God What The Fuck Barbeque." It most likely originated on Something Awful (somethingawful.com). It can be interpreted simply as gibberish, or used when one wants to emphasize one's own incoherence, lack of understanding, or to mock others.

It usually has an air of mockery, specifically with regard to teenagers who a lot of use three-letter acronyms.
Example #1 (def: incoherence)

Computer Nerd #1: I mean, just because it's https doesn't mean it's fucking legit
Computer Nerd #2: Yeah, I'm sure those idiot script kiddies would love to get their hands on a secure server so they could grab some more AOL passwords before they hit up the child pr0n
Non Computer Nerd: OMGWTFBBQ please kill me


Example #2 (def: mockery)

Teenager #1: so i was all like, stacy, if u want a loser like steve for your boyfriend go ahead!!!!
Teenager #2: lol
Teenager #3: omg i can't believe u said that!!
Cynical Generation X-er: OMGWTFBBQ
by Funkdubious January 28, 2004
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OMGWTF!

an abreviation of the words: oh my god, what the fuck!? useful in every day teminology
Shan: dood, wtf is that!?

mel: OMGWTF! O_O
by Shan January 15, 2007
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OMGWTFBBQ

1) Most know it as a parody of acronyms
2) It is a an actual barbecue you can download of of modthesims.com for the game 'The Sims 2'. It is a barbecue that you can cook newborn babies on.
Don't believe me? YouTube 'OMGWTFBBQ sims 2'
by Shellygirl102 July 7, 2011
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