October 14th

October 14th is National shut the fuck up day. nobody likes you. plus you’re adopted

“yo look it’s October 14th.. ya bozo”
“wow”

by fagdealr October 14, 2021

October 14th

What today is.

Today is October 14th. It's all I gotta say.

by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019

October 14th

National read your girlfriend a bedtime story day!

Girlfriend: Do you remember what day it is?
Boyfriend: No, what day is it?
Girlfriend: It's October 14th!
Boyfriend: Welp, I guess I'll get to reading

by bestgirlfriendeverrr October 14, 2021

October 14th

Lap dance day! Give that lucky man the best ride of his life!

Hey man, you hear about October 14th, lap dance day?

by Jake packer October 13, 2019

october 14th

national sex day, this is a day where you fuck your significant other so hard that they won’t be able to walk for a week

nigga 1: dude tommorows october 14th, national sex day
nigga 2: national what day?
nigga 1: sex day! go give yo bitch that good dickkk

by riley turnbull has crabs October 13, 2019

October 14th

October 14th is tiktoks people to rise!

October 14th is amazing

by Dsafyw October 13, 2019

October 14th

National give your crush/significant other a hug day!!

Hey!!! It's October 14th i gotta give my crush a hug! 😚

by assssssssjjjjjj October 13, 2019