The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

Nutty pot

When you have semen ejaculated into your anus while simultaneously ejaculating.

Chet totally gave me a nutty pot last night.

by Relec June 11, 2018

Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril

girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!

by hornydingo March 1, 2015

the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.

After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor

by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006

The Nutty Professor

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.

I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.

by Spider November 16, 2004

nutty putty

jizz with chunks

she drank all of his nutty putty
and now she's throwing up
extensively because
she got a bad batch

by craesy gui November 27, 2017

Nutty Pumpkin

Having a women bent over and fucking her from the back . Your about to cum and before you do you bash a rotten pumpkin in the back of her head

At the Halloween party I have that girl the nutty pumpkin . It was amazing

by Gorgonite August 27, 2022