Nutella 

A heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. Where the expression, "Better than sex." actually applies.

Dude that chick was so good in bed, but nothing compares to this amazing Nutella i bought.

Nutella by sexychik99 April 15, 2010

Nutella 

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

Nutella by Neverendingname June 11, 2011

Nutella 

The chocolaty hazelnut joy bestowed upon us from the gods.

What wonders I have smeared upon my dinosaur shaped bread is that of true joy, true love, true wonder-Nutella.

Nutella by kuroneko666 March 11, 2010

Nutella 

Nutella is a creamy chocolate and hazelnut spread that can be correctly referred to as "Sex in your mouth".

Trufax

Shaniqua: "DAYUM THIS NUTELLA SO GOOD IT'S LIKE ORGASMIC, LIKE SEX IN YOUR MOUTH!"

Nutella by NutellaLady May 31, 2010

nutella 

a very delicious chocolate hazelnut spread, It is sex and an amazing orgasm put into a jar

John: Man,I love nutella so much...
Bill:who doesnt, it is the second best thing after sex

nutella by Donthate123 January 13, 2013

Nutella 

A spread to make sex better

“Bro, y’all ever use Nutella, it’s like lube. Put it on thighs though, nowhere else.”

Nutella by phata$$asianman April 25, 2019

Nutella 

A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.

It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.

Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.

Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)

"The cops are after me!! i need a disguise!"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"

"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"

Nutella by Ceriffwrdd March 17, 2011