Man Who’s Not My Man

A man who you may or may not be involved with. Regardless of your relationship in real life, in your head, he’s yours. You can say “my man” and your friends know exactly who you’re talking about even though this man has no idea.

In some cases, this term can be used synonymously with “Situationship.”

Ally: My man just texted me.
Sam: You have a man?

Ally: I mean, he’s my man who’s not my man.
Sam: Ohhh, gotcha.

by Alyx $ky January 18, 2022

national my man but not my man day

january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT

“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”

by iluvinitialL April 15, 2023

Not cool man

a phrase to express deep disapproval, coined by F block H Pre Algebra

That 4.1 and 4.2 test? not cool man.

by Qwerty keybord April 10, 2021

Not Texas Man

Guy with a Incredibly small dick, He was born in a "Lab" got adopted by galactus, Then his 2 black father figures adopted him and called him texas man then died. He is also a famous retard and a viet.

Raiden is Not texas man

by hooman101 October 27, 2022

Not Muffin Man

Does NOT own a muffin company.

Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.

by I like burger January 29, 2025

NOT Spider-Man

Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.

by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025

Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong

Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man

by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025