northern monkey 

nothern male, bigger than most people, with a slightly wild personallity. Have a tendancy towards extreme sports, and crazy doings. Also seem quite slow, but are acctually rather clever. Very proud of there background, and like taking the mick out of southern faires. have the ability to speak proberly, i.e. saying grass, not grarss.

these are all exaples of northern monkeys, steve peat, vernon kay, paddy mcguinnes

northern monkey by ni 'munky' ck August 17, 2007

Northern Monkey 

Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.

Johnnie B, anyone from Coronation Street.

Northern Monkey by Paolo Beardini December 5, 2003

northern monkey 

anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker

Mike is a Northern Monkey

northern monkey by A Northern Monkey July 1, 2003

Northern Monkey 

A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.

Johnnie "Say what ah like and like what ah say" B

Northern Monkey by paolo beardini December 9, 2003

Northern Monkey 

Any one in England ( Scottish must be Tartan Monkeys?) north of Birmingham who walks like they're the toughest creature on the planet

Northern Monkey by Super.slinky October 22, 2003

northern monkey 

A term that southeners call humans from the north of england due to the norths advanced evolutionary state.
Not to be associated with "Jocks"

northern monkey by 8BallTitan September 21, 2003

northern monkey 

Dodgey guys from above Watford whose dad's worked 'dun t'pit' and now probably sport a comb over and eat 'ovis bread, who have moved down south to get a proper job.

Not easily understood with their strange word phonetics, such as glac for glass, grac for grass, etc...

Think they're cool (obviously not), and are very surprised to find that people actually own stuff in da suff as it's not stolen on a weekly / daily basis.

Stew (with a C) is a typical Northern Monkey.

northern monkey by Stew with a C July 27, 2006