noob stick

A stick used to beat on people who are new to gaming at a LAN party, or people who are often unliked.

Somegamer123 brought speakers to the LAN party so we had to beat him with the noob stick.

by bbene August 28, 2006

noob stick

May Come From Runescape (RS) meaning a cheap/weak weapon that is usally wielded by Noobs, usally its a dagger or a shortsword.
Also it is refered as a cheap/weak weapon that noob or a player is proud about.

Player: look a this weapon weopon i bought from the Store
You: OMFG look at that noob stick! NOOB!!!

Player: Look at this bronze long sword I just got
You: What are u on about? thats a well noob stick u lamo

by Skyrazza October 03, 2006

noob stick

like on halo 3 when your playing a game of swords and you parry them they throw a plasma grenade on you

alex the noob is using his gay noob stick and its pissing me off

by miguel5515 March 01, 2008

noob stick

A n00b who sucks so much, he could easily be owned by another n00b, when said other n00b is using only a wooden stick.

That n00b stick just got owned...with only a stick.

by JonnyKtyler April 29, 2005

noob on a stick

a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)

noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."

by Chris "Kreejo" JJ May 09, 2006

Noob Stick

A more affectionate term for noob. Meaning stupid geek. No good at games.

What did you do that for you noob stick?

by evuppy November 09, 2011