noptional

The combination of not+optional; having to do something, not being able to decide against it, its not optional.

"Hey Morgan, want to go to Florida for spring break?'
"Oh, I dont know"
"Too bad, you're going. Its Noptional"

by somerandomdude1257 December 1, 2013

nomotion

The backhanded bitch cousin of the promotion. You get more work, responsibilities, and pressure but no pay increase or benefits.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

nompton

An extremely shitty guild on Darkspear that bows down and sucks the penis of the Merciless Midgets.

MM is better than that PoS Nompton guild.

by Haldamir May 19, 2008

Numptious

Something so good and sooooo amazing that you just gotta nom nom nommmmm

Man that salad berry was numptious to the MAX!

by Tupac Reborn September 16, 2021

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014

nomotion

Expectation of promotion at the workplace only to be told something else.

I cleaned up 3 loads of vomit at work and then asked for more tasks, got an "allstar" award and nothing else.
Was expecting a promotion but instead got a nomotion.

by A complete asshole. October 3, 2009

Notions

A stupid idea

"Brussel sprouts ketchup, Where did they get that notion from"
Also sufficent to simply state "Fuckin notions"

by Dermod87 December 25, 2019