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Nobody Asked

Oh my god Hermione Shut Up, nobody asked
by EverythingHP June 5, 2020
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nobody is listening

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.
“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening
by maria grace March 3, 2021
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We don’t know nobody

A slang term :

A technical description : meaning something along the lines of, we/I don’t know.

More slang based : It can also be used in the context that you or someone does something crazy / cool

The term was founded in popular streamer Quackity’s Twitter description. The term was originally “I don’t know nobody” but fans quickly adopted the term changing the ‘I’ to ‘we’.
Wilbur Soot: *places bedrock on a flower garden*

Tommyinnit places a sign saying “no one asked” on the bedrock

All: YOOOOOOO
Wilbur soot runs away shouting “honestly, we don’t know nobody”
terraforming the moon in Minecraft - Wilbur Soot on YouTube
by haybalelady April 11, 2021
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Ain't nobody got time for that

not wanting to deal with something/someone at the moment
*Ashley* : Hey can I ask you a question ?
*Taylor* : Ain't nobody got time for that !
by AshleyInThisBitttttt December 7, 2012
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nobody likes onions

A great podcast, Extremely racist, very funny. Kicked out of itunes music store for no reason, Hosted by Patrick, and Hollywood Adam. Very funny show everyone should check it out. www.nobodylikesonions.com
Adam:I'll pinch your nipples again i swear.
Patrick:Banned from the show *Rip*
Adams Mom:I am queen
Dion the Cat Raper: IMA RAPE SOME PRETTY LIL KITTYS!!!
Nobody likes onions great podcast check it out.
www.nobodylikesonions.com
by Monty P October 16, 2005
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Nobody Asked

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.
Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.
by Fruitsz February 11, 2020
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Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor
-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)
by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021
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