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Dude you have no Quran

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 28, 2025
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nodudefeet

Response given when someone posts a picture of a man's foot and/or feet online. There is simply no excuse for posting a picture of a man's foot online. Keep that shit in your shoe and off the damn internet.
Some dumbass posts a picture of a man's foot on a message board.

wtf? nodudefeet!
by BB Scroggins November 2, 2008
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