No Simp September

The month that all Simp's fear, knowing they can't do homework for the girl they admire, or bring her coffee in the morning, since it is No Simp September, the month that makes all of Pokimane's Tier 3 Subs tremble in fear, knowing they can't do anything to protect their queen from Keemstar making hilarious comments about her.

Guy 1: Dude, you know Sam over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.

by Haudi🤠 September 1, 2020

No smoke September

No smoking all month

Ex: weed
Nicotine

Bob: pass me that weed
Tim : Nah fam it’s no smoke September boy

by Pesto_69 November 4, 2019

No Sex September

When people, male, female, shemale, transgender, or etc, MUST go WITHOUT intercourse for the ENTIRE month of September.

Jake: "Hey, bro, did you and Casey pass No Sex September?"
Caleb: "Yea, bro... ONE MORE DAY, THOUGH!!

by Icebaitt November 16, 2019

No Squirt September

The female version of No Nut November, but it's in September

Hey, are you going to participate in No Squirt September?
Oh my god, No Squirt November sucks.

by Spicy McBoii November 6, 2017

No simp september

No simp September for the boys.

Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !

by Jypscum😻 September 2, 2020

No Simp September

You know it boys, no simping allowed for the hole month of September

-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤

by 69vmoore May 5, 2020

No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 2, 2020