You are so full of skills that not even the most ninjaest ninja master could ever kick your ninjariffic ass.
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Crime is quite low in a ninjocracy, because would-be criminals know that the punishment for violating any law is a swift katana-beheading within 3 seconds of the commission of the crime.
A ninjocracy presidential election is unique because voters never see nor hear the candidates.
A ninjocracy presidential election is unique because voters never see nor hear the candidates.
by Thomas Ry January 13, 2008
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to take the last item left from somebody that is typically saved until the end because it is the best or most appetizing. Usually, this is most likely being the best chip in the bag, best cookie, juiciest bite of a sandwich, last sip of a drink, etc., but can be anything that is saved for the last
2) -noun
name for a person that commits the act above
to take the last item left from somebody that is typically saved until the end because it is the best or most appetizing. Usually, this is most likely being the best chip in the bag, best cookie, juiciest bite of a sandwich, last sip of a drink, etc., but can be anything that is saved for the last
2) -noun
name for a person that commits the act above
Justin: "This last Dorito is going to be so, damn good."
*Anthony grabs the bag and eats the chip*
Mike: "SWOOP!"
Justin: "You ninjarito basterd!"
Mike: "You just got ninjaritoed!"
*Anthony grabs the bag and eats the chip*
Mike: "SWOOP!"
Justin: "You ninjarito basterd!"
Mike: "You just got ninjaritoed!"
by lilkobes08 July 29, 2009
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There are two general classes of ninjartists: those of performance ninjartistry and those of visual ninjartistry. There tend to be more of the latter. For example, instrumental ninjartists use paralyzing music and the instrument itself in combat, while paint-oriented ninjartists use brushes and poisonous paints to defeat their enemies.
Variants: ninjartistry, ninjartists, ninjartistic, ninjartistically
There are two general classes of ninjartists: those of performance ninjartistry and those of visual ninjartistry. There tend to be more of the latter. For example, instrumental ninjartists use paralyzing music and the instrument itself in combat, while paint-oriented ninjartists use brushes and poisonous paints to defeat their enemies.
Variants: ninjartistry, ninjartists, ninjartistic, ninjartistically
The ninjartist stealthily slit her opponent's throat with a clay knife.
The ninjartist shot the poisoned bow from his cello and struck his opponent right in the heart.
The ninjartist shot the poisoned bow from his cello and struck his opponent right in the heart.
by Rachel the Trichotillomaniac January 18, 2009
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Johnny wanted to be a ninja but he couldn't due to his sucky ninjaness. All the little ninjas laughed at him and called him a ninjaring behind his back. Johnny was sad.
by fuckingay August 17, 2006
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I was visited by some Ninjarrhea today at my job interview. Remind me never to eat at Taco Bell before important events. I don't think I got the job.
by D Explosion February 3, 2010
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