"why are there no wet marks on the bed and why didnt your parents hear us!?"
"I'm a ninja..."
"*gasp* i had ninja sex?!"
"I'm a ninja..."
"*gasp* i had ninja sex?!"
by YoungYulia September 15, 2006
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Pronunciation: "nin-juh-sek-sh-'wal-t-E"
Fuction: Noun
: the act or actions of sexuality involving ninja(s)
a: Having physical cohabitation with a person of ninjasexual orientation
b: interest in becoming ninjasexual or open to ideas of
c: the act of performing assassinations upon other ninjasexuals or non ninjuasexuals.
Pronunciation: "nin-juh-sek-sh-'wal-t-E"
Fuction: Noun
: the act or actions of sexuality involving ninja(s)
a: Having physical cohabitation with a person of ninjasexual orientation
b: interest in becoming ninjasexual or open to ideas of
c: the act of performing assassinations upon other ninjasexuals or non ninjuasexuals.
by JohnMS August 15, 2006
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Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
by t_doffing July 20, 2009
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by JohnMS August 15, 2006
Get the Ninjasexual mug.liberating yourself from reality in honour of somthing ninjasexual
to drop trou in front of somthing ninjasexual... just so u can reveal yourself to the world in that one split second of awesomeness
bowing down to somthing ninjasexual
acknowledging your insignificance in the presecne of somthing ninjasexual, for the greater good
to drop trou in front of somthing ninjasexual... just so u can reveal yourself to the world in that one split second of awesomeness
bowing down to somthing ninjasexual
acknowledging your insignificance in the presecne of somthing ninjasexual, for the greater good
dude check out chris, he just totally ninjasexualised that coffee machine
haha check out katey, dude she just totally ninjasexualised that billboard
dude that shit is whack, im so gonna ninjasexualise all over it
haha check out katey, dude she just totally ninjasexualised that billboard
dude that shit is whack, im so gonna ninjasexualise all over it
by jbyeats3million July 27, 2009
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People usually use ninjatext to say "jk" or "sarcasm" without ruining the joke.
It gets it's name because it's stealthy, like a ninja.
People usually use ninjatext to say "jk" or "sarcasm" without ruining the joke.
It gets it's name because it's stealthy, like a ninja.
I was offended when that guy on that blog said he hates black people, but then I saw his ninjatext that said "Just kidding, I'm not racist."
by TheLollercoaster December 5, 2010
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i was out the other night and stayed over in this girls place.decided i was too tired for a proper ride so i decided on a bit of ninja sex we were making out a bit and i got to taking out my dick, replaced my finger with it, blew my load tuk it out and got the finger bak in without her knowing. she asked the next morning why we didn't have sex. i got mine! ninjad!
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