nigger-rig

a less effective method of repairing something that has been broken or damaged which usually will end up broken again.a more derogatory way of saying african american engineering

my dog ate my wire to my tv so i had to nigger-rig it because i didnt want to miss the superbowl.

by lkjium April 13, 2006

nigger rig

To temporarily fix a mechanized object (usually an old car) using either a coat hanger or duct tape.

"Dude, my muffler broke off and it was all draggin on the ground - so I nigger rigged it with a coat hanger."

by Fuzzycom August 12, 2005

Nigger-rigged

Something improperly fixed, often mechanical or electronic. It is a derogatory term derived from "jerry-rigged" which came into use from the confusion of "jury-rigged," a nautical term for a makeshift replacement of rig that has been damaged or lost overboard, and "Gerry-built," which referred to the low quality of German manufactures in the latter part of the 19th century. Also known euphemistically as "Afro-Engineering" or "Colored Engineering"

all black people in the world, no matter where from, have always nigger-rigged their cars

by weapnsdealer January 18, 2007

nigger rig it

to temporarily "fix" something using whatever materials are at hand. Perfectly acceptable in an emergency, but not as a general rule.

My bike chain broke when I was ten miles from the house.
What did you do?
I asked this guy for some duct tape so I could nigger rig it to get home.

by todd's big dick January 21, 2008

nigger-rig

to jimmy, fix up, or use simple tools or methods to achieve a (usually half-assed) result.

My buddy's muffler kept falling off, so we nigger-rigged it to the chassis with a wire hanger.

by BillyPhuz January 28, 2006

nigger rig

A term used to describe a temporary fix or quick fix for an object using any tools at hand. Derived from the ingenuity of early African-Americans who did not have the means to fix every day objects and had to come up with these temporary fixes.

"My antenna broke on my TV so I nigger rigged a coat hangar so I could watch my show."

by TXbMAN December 28, 2005

nigger-rigging

Poor-quality, inferior craftsmanship or construction work that reflects slovenliness, inattention to detail, incompetence and poor training. Taking shortcuts that result in shoddy, unattractive buildings, furniture, facilities, etc., and may also jeopardize health and safety due to failure to observe codes and norms.

"Look at all this nigger-rigging. They hung the doors upside down, for God's sake!"

"It's just nigger-rigging if you don't measure at least twice."

"Whichever nigger-rigger put this sink in didn't bother to anchor it, he just glued it to the sheetrock."

"Of course the toilet stops up a lot. What do expect, what with all the nigger-rigging around here?"

"If you don't sand and prime it first, it'll obviously look like nigger-rigging."

by Melvyn Douglas July 8, 2005