Ni Hao

Something white people say whenever they see an Asian.

"oh you're Asian? I know some korean, look! 'ni hao'!"
Japanese guy: *stares motherfuckerly*

by ImNotCreativeEnoughForAUsernam July 26, 2020

ni hao ma

Mandarin for "How are you". It literally means though "You good?".

Often used in greeting other people.

ni hao ma? (How are you?)
wo hao, ni? (I'm good, yourself?)

by bombinator January 18, 2009

ni hao, baby

'Ni hao, baby' is a pick up line commonly directed at oriental-looking women. This line can often backfire, especially if the girl speaks perfect English. To qualify to use this line, you have to be desperate, not-Asian, blatantly ignorant of Asian cultures, and over 30 years of age. This line is always successful at making the user appear to be sleazy and unattractive. In a situation where this line is used, alcohol is usually present.

"ni hao, baby"

"I'm not Chinese, you fool."

by rawrrawr222 February 15, 2010

Ni Hao, xiao haizi

A phrase in Chinese that translates to "hello, little child"

Its uses in daily life include... Stalking Chinese children, scaring your friends and family, and satisfying yourself with the fact that you are the only person that knows its meaning

"Ni hao xiao haizi" is the romanization of the phrase. The characters for this phrase are : 你好小孩子

Creeper: Ni hao, xiao haizi...

Child: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers

by Lichkitten March 13, 2011

ni hao bitches

funny ass greeting.

*red walks into room*
Red: ni hao bitches

Blue: sup?

Red: nm

by 95161634546584552187331111255 July 12, 2009

ni hao tanai

Ni hao means hello in Chinese

Tanai means monkey

Therefore, Ni hao tanai means Hello Monkey

"Ni hao tanai, dude!"

"Wtf? What you just call me?"

by jklolomgburninhell January 6, 2009

ni hao kai lan

The Dora rip off that confuses the kids by teaching them Chinese.

Ni Hao Kai Lan is more annoying than Dora the Explorer herself.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 January 30, 2016