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Newton cradle

The act of smacking a girls large boobs so that they sway from side to side . I.e in physics the Newton cradle. Best performed with the question, "do you knw what a Newtons cradle is?" Lol
Dude, this chick had the hugest tits ever!
-well...did you Newton cradle her??
by mr nova October 23, 2009
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Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle
Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch
by Lildiccilo April 7, 2023
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[Newton's Cradle]

When in an act of a 3-some involved with a female and two males and one penis is in the ass and one penis is in the vagina and their balls are alternating turns clanking together with their momentum.

hip thrust x ball mass = good times squared
My balls created some sick momentum at the Newton's Cradle party last night but now my balls are sore. Are yours?
by red headed clanker July 8, 2011
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Missouri Newton's Cradle

The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.
Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.
by Iaasic the conquer September 29, 2019
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Newton's Cradle Cup

When a man performs a Newton's Cradle with a pair of breast. He sticks his head inbetween and lets them hit his cheeks
Zach: how was that lame Barmitzvah.
Derek: it wasn't lame, Lassie let me perform Newton's Cradle Cups.

Zach: she's like a D Cup!
Derek: I know, I got a concussion
by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015
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Newton's Cradle Pussy

A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.
The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!
by Johnny Feltersnatch November 20, 2003
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Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.
Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
by papabenny February 28, 2018
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