newps

A highly contagious illness transmitted by contact with people from Newport New Hampshire.

Newps is contracted from spending more than fifteen minutes in close contact with a member of the Newport community/ someone who may drink the water from Newport.

by Henry Moller July 11, 2009

newped

When you and another person are smoking Newports and you both place them down on the ashtray, getting distracted, then end up taking the hundreds instead of your shorts, then realizing the difference in taste

"Dog ... you just Newped!"

by 123imabitch456 May 12, 2016

Newp

Slang term for Newport Brand Cigarettes

Yo im'a hit up Getty fo' some Newps

by Mike Beerley September 23, 2007

newp

Slang for newb, used by some Bulgarian World of Warcraft Player who just cannot pronounce his English correctly.

Because of this, we shall all say "newp" to mock him publicly. Not for being unable to speak English but for being a total douche.

"You're either pro or newp. That's life."

"I sit here all day pwnin' newps."

by Akuta October 1, 2008

newp

New Poster-A stupid word made up by some kid on the internet. It was fashioned after the phrase n00b(newbie) was no longer cool.

That guy is such a newp.

by Your friend August 12, 2003

newp hunnie

A Newport 100, a crowd favorite menthol cigarette.

Guy: "Yo buddy, let me get a newp hunnie!"
Me: "I got you, mane!"
Guy: "Good looks!"

by deal trees September 30, 2013

newp-daddy

Nickname for Newport cigarrettes. Actually, the best nickname for newport cigarrettes.

"Hey man, now that the blunts gone can i get one of your newp-daddies?"

"Sure man, smoke up. Anyone else want a newp-daddy?

by smokinggblunts February 12, 2010